He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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