Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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