Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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