so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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