i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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