Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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