I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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