Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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