belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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