bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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