I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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