Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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