you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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