fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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