But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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