Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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