K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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