We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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