problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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