2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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