I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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