i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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