I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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