She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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