If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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