i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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