Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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