that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Michael Bay diarrhea
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
