she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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