capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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