At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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