I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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