why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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