I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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