he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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