Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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