I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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