Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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