Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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