They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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