summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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