i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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