he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
