is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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