Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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