Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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