On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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