He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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