ya dads aren't the best wingmen
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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