bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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