Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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