ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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