You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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